*whispers starlight express

I'm Tiffany and I like theatre in ridiculous amounts.

Anonymous asked: how can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

roryomalley:

*teacher grades test unfairly*

me: oHoHOho  iM GONNA SUE THEIR ASS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I DESRVE 40 POINTS BACK  HOW D ARE THEY IM PREPARING A THESIS PAPER ON WHY I DESERVE POINTS BACK AND WHY THEY ARE W R ON G 

me to the teacher: im a little confused about the answer for #6

dangergays:

kinjokunie:

dangergays:

repeat after me:

allies are not oppressed
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or gender identity
the A in LGBTQA stands for asexual

then what letter is for ally

THERE IS NO LETTER FOR ALLY

(via strangelysuicidal)

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via strangelysuicidal)

laterovaries:

instatelegram:

theblackship:

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself. 
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„


THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED

Only Satan wouldn’t reblog this fucking gif.

laterovaries:

instatelegram:

theblackship:

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED

Only Satan wouldn’t reblog this fucking gif.

(Source: yquepasawuacho, via adonutwithamapleglaze)

fussybabybitch:

the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert 

if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”

(via strangelysuicidal)